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SI Augment Test ~ Clay by tsprod, literature

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SI Augment Test ~ Clay

So I haven't posted in a few days what with work making me as willing to create anything interesting for either here or Youtube as I am to having my butt-hole examined by Dr Fingula, but I have been fiddling with a few little goodies here and there. So something I wish to add with Smooth Impressions are additives or Augments as I'm calling them. I'm basing each one around an element of some kind and one that I've had trouble with was Clay; the binder, thickener, the Augments that turns your simple smoothie into a filling meal. Well I've fucked around with a few ideas, and here is what I've found. Rice Flower ~ 2 table spoons It seemed to cl

SI Recipe Test: Rooster Call by tsprod, literature

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SI Recipe Test: Rooster Call

About 5pm PST and I just woke up. Getting ready for work I thought "this would be a good time to test a morning impression." So I picked one I thought I would like the most. Recipe Test: Year Round Collection ~ Rooster Call Final Serving Size: 33oz Orange ~ 8 ounces Grapefruit ~ 4 ounces Carrot ~ 6 ounces Blueberry ~ 4 ounces Banana ~ 4 ounce Red Bell Pepper ~ 2 ounce Cayenne Pepper ~ a dash Green Tea ~ 4 ounces Sweetener ~ 1 ounce Salt ~ a dash Initial Thoughts: Oh...my dayum baby~ <3 The salt cuts the bitter from the grapefruit just enough but doesn't sacrifice sweetness at all. The bell pepper and cayenne you wouldn't expect to be th

SI Recipe Test: Up Beet by tsprod, literature

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SI Recipe Test: Up Beet

Since I have a difficult time remembering which smoothie recipes I've tried and which I haven't, I'll be keeping a list of those I've tested here. You're welcome to enjoy these on your own and comment your thoughts if you like. Note that all ingredients are fresh, nothing canned. My first installment is for the Up Beet, a drink that is designed for a good energy kick from a natural vitamin boost as well as working with the cleaner caffeinated taste of green tea. Recipe Test: Autumn Collection ~ Up Beet Final Serving size: 30oz Red Beet ~ 6 ounces Beet Greens ~ 2 stalks Blueberries ~ 4 ounces Pomegranate Jewels ~ 2 ounces Green Tea ~ 6 ounc

NC ~ AOE 03 by tsprod, literature

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NC ~ Homophobia 01 by tsprod, literature

CC ~ Teen suicide caused by Baldur's Gate by tsprod, literature

SS ~ The Psycho Bitty p2 by tsprod, literature

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SS ~ The Psycho Bitty p2

So the first part wasn't that bad was it? certainly not warranting of this stories title. Oh trust me, the fuckupedness is about to spread far across the land. The day before I was to repair Judy's computer, I took stock of program set to see if there was anything I was mission; Advance System Care, MalwareBytes, Bit Defender, WinXP and 7 and the windows loader to go with them. We're good to go! The day arrives and I'm ready to go, she said be at the Mc Wifi at 9am. So I get there at 8am to take care of a few things. She shows up at noon, right on time he said lying. We sit for a bit and talk, again all is normal At this point, and then we

SS ~ The Psycho Bitty p1 by tsprod, literature

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SS ~ The Psycho Bitty p1

The Psycho Bitty ~ Squirrely Story Time Well folks, people have asked me to share some of my stories with the world so I figured hell! Why not start with the goodies in text here. My people, the following submissions will be just a few stories from my life. Some good, some bad, some the landed me in jail in pig tails. These are a few of my adventures. Gather around children, come sit on daddies knee. It's time for Squirrely Story Time. So about a year ago I found myself in a rather scary predicament, but I'll begin my story just before that. I was living in a homeless mission in Oregon at the time due to some other little adventure I'll ex

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SI Augment Test ~ Clay by tsprod, literature

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SI Augment Test ~ Clay

SI Recipe Test: Rooster Call by tsprod, literature

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SI Recipe Test: Rooster Call

SI Recipe Test: Up Beet by tsprod, literature

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SI Recipe Test: Up Beet

NC ~ AOE 03 by tsprod, literature

NC ~ Homophobia 02 by tsprod, literature

NC ~ Homophobia 01 by tsprod, literature

CC ~ Teen suicide caused by Baldur's Gate by tsprod, literature

SS ~ The Psycho Bitty p2 by tsprod, literature

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SS ~ The Psycho Bitty p2

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Artist // Hobbyist // Other

Oct 8, 1986
United States
Deviant for 11 years
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I'm a modern man, a man of the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural nonpartisan deconstructionist whose politically, physically, socially, and ecologically incorrect. I'm your basic high tech low life. But you can call me Duragon ^w^

Not you'll see on here is a few stories of my life, random commentaries of things I find entertaining, or a text based LP of some kind. Like it, hate it, I couldn't care less either way. I do it for fun XD

Now, understand that I can be vulgar sometimes. So if you're under the age of 18 and have never head the word Fuck before....well you have now. Have fun with that ;D

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Dec 2, 2013

Not allowed to comment? We have ways. =w=

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So I was flitting around on the DA and found a friend of mines ~Lady-ALTernate (https://www.deviantart.com/lady-alternate) journal entry. Link at the bottom if it still exists. She mentioned a lot of random stuff that pisses her off and ended it with a "comment and be banned" kinda thing. WELP! We have ways of getting around that! So lets read what she wrote ^w^ I am sick of idiot people in general and if you hate people who have minds of preferring human extinction, abuse humans back, or let's just say give what is more fair for the innocent people and animals who don't deserve pain PLEASE EXIT THIS JOURNAL NOW So from the get go you can tell just how pissed this girl is. Granted sh

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Aug 6, 2013

Lets play a game! 01

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1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA page for 20 seconds. 2. Tell you a color you remind me of. 3. Tell you an element I think you belong to. (e.g. water, fire, earth, air, etc.) 4. Tell you what character you remind me of. 5. Ask you a question, and you must answer. 6. Tell you something I like about you. 7. Tell you the object that is to the left of me. 8. Tell you what food/flavor/smell you remind me of. 9. Tell you to put this on your journal

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Aug 5, 2013

An actual fucking update! OvO

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So I've been working on a story of late, and interacting tail of a chain of dreams I had a good while back. Thankfully I had the brain power to write them all down in some detail. So! In about....ehh...maybe a week or two I'll start uploading the many parts. First chapter is almost ready but I prefer to have a backlog before I upload. So now for a question. What should I upload in the mean by? I have other true to life stories of shit I've been though, some comment commentaries which is just poking fun at stupid people, or other random shit you all come up with. Please, feel free to request...cuz I got nothin XD